Now you may have thought that after spending his entire political career working with his developer friends to build on every square inch of Lakewood that Adam Paul didn’t really give a hoot about the environment.
But i just learned from a very reliable source in my mailbox that he is not the chief lobbyist for the development community. No. I just learned from my mailbox that he is the chief environmentalist for Lakewood. Flower Power Adam Paul.
I had no idea. But, just think of all that shade those high rise apartment buildings will generate. Adam Paul will fight global warming with high rise apartment building shade. Yes! I can feel that cooling shade already.
Until I opened my mailbox, I had no idea. Just think of all that water running off from the paved parking lots, paved roads and roofs of all those buildings – especially the warehouses at Dinosaur Ridge built by his buddies the Three Dinos. Adam Paul will fight the water shortage by stopping all that water from being wasted soaking into the ground and collect it for us to drink. Yes! I can taste it now.
Just think of all those solar panels we can put on top of all those buildings. Just think of all that trash we can use to build plastic benches.
The opportunities to fight climate change with Adam Paul’s new high density development are exponentially limitless. Really. I read it in my mailbox.
And we have Flower Power Adam Paul to thank for this brilliant and innovative way to save the environment.
I simply had no idea. Thank you Adam Paul and all those in the development community who made this possible. Thank you for finally disclosing that all this time its really been about the environment.
I had no idea.
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